De-Lousing

So I went straight back to my apartment after school to douse myself in that pesticide. As I mentioned before, I was cleared for lice, but this was more of a preventive measure. I soon realized, however, how ridiculous the whole thing was.

The comb they give you is tiny tiny so that it can remove the nits in your hair. To properly comb through my hair, it would have taken about twelve years. I would have finished just in time to see my children walk down the aisle for their high school graduation. Serious.

Basically, if I did kill anything in my mass of hair, it's staying in there because that dinkly little comb is not cut out for hair like mine.

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